The CIA was looking for new operatives

For the final test only three candidates are left, two men and a woman.

So, for this final test the first man steps in front of the testing committee and is told his final task:

"As an operative for the CIA you will be stationed abroad, you will be in complicated and dangerous situations and you need to have a clear focus, a mind free of any distractions and be willing to do whatever it takes to finish your assignments. To prove that you are able to do this you need to show us that you are willing to sever your ties with the past and follow even the most disturbing commands.

Behind this door you will find your fiancee tied to a chair and a gun. We need you to go in there and shoot her to prove that you are determined to become an operative."

The guy swallows hard and steps through the door. For a few moments there is silence, then the committee hears a muffled conversation and a lot of weeping. After a few minutes the man comes out of the room, head hanging, eyes red from crying and says "I'm sorry, I can't do this, this is too much for me."

The second man steps infront of the committee, same task (it's his wife), he enters the room, silence, arguing, pleading, weeping, guy comes out, "I can't do this, I love my wife, I am so sorry."

Finally the woman enters, same task, it's her boyfriend, she enters the room.

Silence, crying, pleading and suddenly loud commotion. After a few minutes the noise stops and the woman comes back out through the door, out of breath, sprayed in blood and saying

"What the fuck, there were only blanks in that gun, so I had to beat the fucker to death with the chair."

PS:English is not my first language, feel free to correct my spelling/grammar.

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