So a man looks around to find the cheapest prostitute he can that is willing to fuck him. Eventually he came across this hooker who was rather ugly, but she was willing to fuck for a mere $15.
Well he thought to himself "pussy is pussy", turns out the lights and goes to town.
After a while he notices her pussy feels really rough, like its scratching his dick. He feels around and it isn't dry. He mentions it to her and she says she can fix the problem for another $5. He begrudgingly agrees. She disappears to the bathroom for a few minutes and then comes back to the bed and lays down. Once again he goes to town, only this time it's amazingly smooth and pleasant. So good he cums within a few minutes.
Afterwards, he rolls off and catches his breath. Curiosity getting the better of him, he asks her what she did to make it feel so great.
She replies, "well for an extra $5 I'm willing to pick the scabs off"
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