The Captain of a ship was standing on deck when his lookout called down "Captain! I see 1 ship on the horizon!" The Captain prepared the crew for battle and called to his first mate "Bring me my red pants! If I get hit I don't want my men to know! I want them to keep fighting!" The battle was long and hard won by the captain and his men. They were standing on the damaged deck when the look out called down "Captain! I see 10 ships on the horizon!" The Captain turned to his first mate and said "Bring me my brown pants."
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