One day three shipwrecked patrons wash up on a random island and are captured by local indigenous people. These captors take them to the king of the island. He feels playful and somewhat merciful so he decides to play a little game with his new prisoners.
"I want each of you to go out into the island and find 10 of a fruit and bring it back here. I will explain the next instructions when you return with your fruits. If you win the challenge you will be set free"
The three patrons looked at each other, and decided to each go their separate ways.
After about an hour, the first man returns with 10 pears.
The king responds to this with, "Great, now the condition you must meet before you are set free are you must shove all 10 fruits up your anus without making A single face or making a sound. Other wise we will eat you.
He agrees to the terms, and begins.
1.........2..........3..........4.
The man cries out in pain. He gets killed and is eaten.
The next man starts approaching the king with 10 grapes.
The king looks at him and tells him the same thing he told the first man. So the man accepts the challenge or shoving all the fruit he has collecting up his own butt.
1....2.....3.....4.....5......6......7.....8......9...
The man starts LAUGHING uncontrollably. They kill him and he dies.
In heaven, the first man approaches the second man and says
"Hey man you were almost done...what happened?
The second man responds.
"I saw the third guy coming back with watermelons.
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