Stascz and Janos went for a walk in the countryside. After a while, Stascz had to answer a call of nature. Spying an outhouse, he excused himself.Janos waited for Stascz...and waited, and waited. Finally, he looked inside and saw Stascz stirring around in the outhouse muck with a stick."Stascz, what the hell are you doing, stirring in the shit?" he yells."I dropped my jacket down the hole," he complains."It's the one my momma gave me."Janos shakes his head."You're crazy--you not gonna wear that thing now, are you?""Hell no," Stascz assures him, "but there's a baloney sandwich in one of the pockets!"
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