A travelling businessman gets in the elevator at his hotel after a long day in conferences.
To his weary dismay, each floor up the elevator gets more and more crowded.
On the 4th floor a large group enters, including a very busty woman.
Exhausted, but trying to accommodate, the man shuffles around and accidentally elbows the poor lady in her chest.
"Please, if your heart is as soft as soft as your bosom you'll forgive my offense." the businessman says in embarrassment.
The woman replies with a wink, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 816."
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