A man walks up to a burger stall where he is served by an extremely sad looking lady.
“I’ll have a double cheeseburger please,” says the man before adding “and cheer up, it might never happen.”
“You're the fifth person who has told me to cheer up today,” replies the lady. “I’m sick of it! Who the hell are you to tell me to smile while I’m making your food?”
“I’m really sorry” he replies. “I can see now that it was a very insensitive thing to say. I have no right at all to tell you that you have to enjoy your job, get deep satisfaction from flipping burgers, or take pleasure in dishing out this greasy crap.”
Surprised by his honest admission, the burger lady says “Well, thanks for saying so. Apology accepted. Now how would you like your burger cooked?”
“With relish”
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