The Bull Fights

A Man won an all paid trip to Spain, luckily for this man there is nothing more that he has ever wanted than to see the bull fights! Upon landing in Spain the man quickly obtained transportation to get to the nearest bull fighting stadium, he arrived just in time! As he took his seat he could not believe the bravery of the bull fighters, the elegance they had in swinging their capes, and the ultimate loss and later death of the bull that was involved in the whole sport. After the bull fights the man was famished, starving and thirsty. As he came outside he saw that there was a bar/restaurant just next to the arena. He went inside and saw a man eating some type of meat that he had never seen before. He took a seat and asked the waiter if he could have the same thing the other person was having, the waiter laughed and said, "we only serve that once a day, there is only one." "How may I get it?" the man asked. "Those are bull testicles, you must sign up for them and you get to eat the loser on that specific day!", chuckled the waiter. "Ok!", the man shouted, "sign me up for the next batch!" Luckily for the man, no one had signed up for the next day.
The next morning the man was so tired that he did not make it to the bull fights, but he was still pumped and excited to eat his bull testicles. The man left his hotel and headed toward the restaurant next to the arena and sat down to eat his meal. As he finished he complimented the chef and thanked the waiter. As he was about to leave he shouted to the waiter, "those were a lot smaller than the ones the gentleman was eating yesterday!" the waiter chuckled and said, "You know, sometimes the Bull does win!"

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