The boys asked, "Grandma, are you watching today's football match?" She asks which match. "Austria-Hungary". She answers…

I could tell you...

but I don't want to incite any Rachel hatred.

I just invented a...

"Plagiarism"

remember that 2...

[xpost from r/wtf THE PICTURE OF A GUY WITH 2...

Story for St. Peter

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had...

Q: How many British

Q: How many British trades unionists does it take to change a lightbulb ?A:...

Every Man needs a...

but it's sad that law allows only one wife.

We will have the...

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class:...

So a man goes to...

Memed XD im a grill btw so upboat plz.

This shark was...

He told him if you saw a human swimming,circle him 10 times and then attack...

There are two...

1. Never reveal everything that you know.