The boy in the wheelchair

Two tall, beautiful, busty blondes are walking through the shopping mall when one of them bumps into a young boy in a wheelchair. As she spins around to apologize, she notices the boy is in tears.

"What's wrong sweetie?" she asks tenderly.

The boy in the wheelchair replies "Well it's just, I don't have a lot of time left and I never even got a chance to try a milk shake. I can't afford it but that Dairy Queen looks so delicious."

The other blond steps in "Here honey, have my milkshake, save the rest of your money."

The boy lightens up, "Wow really, thanks! But sadly, I don't have any money. I never got a chance to go shopping in the mall for real since my parents were so poor."

Filled with sympathy, the first lady reaches into her wallet and hands him a 100 dollar bill. "Now you can buy anything you want, you poor thing."

The boy had never been so happy, he took the bill, almost as if it wasn't real. He stuff it into the pocket of his wheelchair, but as the women were about to leave, his eyes started to water. "No one has ever been so nice to me, but sadly I can't buy the only thing I want."

"What is it honey?" the second blond cooed.

"Well, I'm 13 years old and I don't know how much longer I'll be here, but I never got a chance to see a woman's chest. I know it's embarrassing I shouldn't have said it."

The two women exchanged glances, nodded, and lifted up their shirts. The boy was stunned. Never had he seen such perfection.

Just then, a man shouted from across the mall "Billy, it's time to go, your mother is waiting!" The boy hopped up from the wheelchair and ran after him. The women were stunned. That's when an old man walked up and said "isn't that just the sweetest little boy? He told me he didn't have much time left and he had never had a chance to ride in a wheelchair, so I let him borrow my wifes. Bless his soul."

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