this is the best song ever.
On top of mount everest, all covered in chesse
i shot my poor sister, with a red rubber band.
i shot her with glory, i shot her with pride.
how could i have missed her, shes fifty-feet wide.
i went to her funeral, i went to her grave.
some people threw flowers, i threw a granade.
i opened her coffin, she didnt look dead.
so i took a bazooca, a blew off her head!!!!
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