Queen Elizabeth II is taking a tour of a state of the art hospital. About 15 minuets into her tour she see's a man masturbating in one of the rooms. "What is the meaning of this?" she yells out. The nurse guiding the tour says "He has a medical condition where semen builds up rapidly and if he doesn't do this five times a day his testicles will explode". "Oh, I didn't know a condition like that exists". Ten minutes later the queen see's a man receiving oral pleasure from a nurse. "What is this!" she yells out. The nurse giving the tour calmly says "same problem, better health insurance."
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