THE BATTY HYMN of the REPUGNANT

(Obviously sung to the tune ofthe Battle Hymn of the Republic)Mine eyes have seen the TeletubbyAnd his cutsey little purse.He wears a purple outfit,And, dear friends, what's even worse,He doesn't scratch or spit or belch, He doesn't even curse.What kind of guy is he?CHORUSTinky Winky is a fairy.Moral Morons must be wary.Ignorance like their's is scary.And Tinky Winky's gay.I have seen his little triangleWhere it sits upon his head,And we all know it's a symbolFor the shame that can't be said.Now we have to purge this dangerOr our little boys will wedA wife whose name is Ed.CHORUSHis defenders say his purse is nothingBut a magic little bag.That's a cover-up, as we all know,He's just a little fag!We cannot let a TeletubbyAppear in purple drag,Moron Morality.CHORUSYes, they call him Tinky Winky.Does that name sound straight to you?If he weren't homosexual,His clothing would be blue!He's subversive and perverted,And his pal's a Laa-Laa, too.Moron Morality.CHORUSWe have seen this Tinky WinkyNear the San Francisco bay.He's the Marshall of the big paradeThey hold on Gay Pride Day.We'll all join hands and hold a protestAs we march the Moron way.Moron Morality.CHORUSHe's teaching all our 2 year-olds that gayness is no curse.He is tearing down the fabric of our moral universe.If left unchecked, our kids may grow up unperverse.Moron Morality.CHORUSJerry Falwell is our hero,He's the one to lead the fight.He has seen the truth and spoken out,He'll lead us further right,Where we will join the multitudeWho just ain't none too bright.Moron Morality.CHORUSIn a quiet Southern village Jerry was born into a haze,With an anger in his bosom that would last him all his days.As he works to teach us hatred, let us go and bash some gays.Moron Morality.(final) CHORUS