A barber wanted to thank his town for making it a better place. One day, the florist comes in to get a haircut. When he asks how much he owes the barber, the barber says, "You don't owe me a thing. Your beautiful flowers light up this entire town." The next morning, he finds a bouquet of flowers and a thank you card at his shop's door step.
Later that day, the local policeman comes in. When attempts to pay the barber, he says, "Hold on to your money. You risk your life every day to keep this place safe." The next morning, he finds a thank you note and an honorary policeman badge.
A few days later, the Republican Leader of the Chamber of Commerce comes in. When he asks how much it'll cost, the barber tells him, "It won't cost a thing. I appreciate what you've done to make our country better." The next morning, he finds another thank you card and a certificate of appreciation.
The following day, the Democratic Leader of the Chamber of Commerce comes in. Like the Republican leader, the barber tells him that he appreciates what he's done, and to not worry about paying. The next day, he finds twelve more Democrats at the door.
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