The bar on the skyscraper

There was a famous bar at the top of a skyscraper, but nobody went there so it was kind of an urban legend. A man named Todd goes to the bar to see if it's real, he goes and find the bar in a large room with a bar, a bartender, and one guy at the bar taking shots.

Todd is excited to finally be in the famous bar, he asks for a gin and juice and starts to chat up the guy at the bar and asks if there is any specialty drinks he should try. The man says there is one shot that will make you invincible for 45 seconds, Todd obviously didn't believe him, he told the guy to prove it, he asks for the shot of the drink, drinks it fast and runs out the window, falling 200 stories to a sidewalk, the bartender quietly says " god not again" Todd ignores him since he is so shocked that someone would be so drunk to jump out a window, two minutes later the man comes back through the elevator with only a few tears in his shirt.

Amazed, Todd says he will pay 1000 dollars if he can do it again, the man asks for another shot, jumps put the window, and comes back up with nothing wrong.

Todd is amazed and is convinced he can do the same, he takes a shot of the drink, he feels a burn like no other, he feels like a ball of fire, he bangs on his chest and jumps straight through the window to the floor and dies instantly

The bartender sighs and says "superman, you can be a real asshole sometimes."