A man walks into a bar. He scans the room and sees a man who is holding a foot-long BIC lighter and is repeatedly flicking it on and off.
The man decides to sit next to the strange person and asks him, "How did you get that weird lighter?"
The person points to an empty beer jug and says, "If you rub that, a genie comes out and grants you any wish you want." The man is surprised and decides to try it out. He rubs the beer jug. Sure enough, a genie bursts out of the jug.
"I will grant you one wish. Anything you want."
The man is ecstatic and immediately replies, "I want a million bucks!" The genie nods, then disappears back into the empty jug.
After 10 minutes of waiting, one million ducks march into the bar and cause major havoc. The man is confused. "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
The other man nods quietly.
"Sorry, but the genie is usually pretty drunk. Did you really think I asked for a 12 inch BIC?"
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