There once was a father and son who owned a bakery. Ron Sr and Ron Jr.
They made pastries, bread loaves, and even a few sandwiches. Their most popular item on the menu was rye bread.
One morning, their oven stopped working. They were both panicking.
Shortly after they realized the oven wasn't working, a customer comes in to order a loaf of rye bread.
They had to explain to the customer, that the oven was down, and they'll have to close early for the day.
So in the end...
Two Rons don't make a rye.
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