The Amputated P.O.W.

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot
all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, �Englander,
your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off.�
The English prisoner said, �Well, okay, but could you drop it over England
when you go bombing?�
The German replied, �Ya, that vill not be a problem.�
A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his
other arm off. The Englishman says, �Well, could drop it over England like you
did last time?�
�Ya, that vill be done,� says the German.
The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off. Once
again the Brit says, �Well, could you do the same as before?�
The German replies, �Vhy, ya.�
The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. �Well,� begins
the Brit, �could you just...�
The German snapped, �No! We think you are trying to escape!�