The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man's oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the friend asked How in the hell did YOU land a wife like that? The old man whispered back, Easy. I told her I was 90!
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