The $25 peach.

Two commuters are hurrying down Madison Ave on the way to Grand Central to catch the 5:21 to Scarborough.

Ahead of them is a street vendor with a basket of peaches and a sign in the basket proclaiming "Best peaches you'll ever eat - $25 apiece."

Well one of the commuters is in marketing and he's offended by the street vendor's confidence in his ability to sell peaches at that price.

So he says to the vendor: "Now, now my good man - you really don't expect to sell those peaches for $25 each, do you?"

Whereupon the vendor says "Of course I do - and the reason I do is they taste just like pussy".

Well the commuter laughs and says " You really don't expect to sucker me out of twenty-five bucks with that line of bull, do you?"

To which the vendor replies - "Up to you if you want to miss out tasting the peach of a lifetime ..."

And sure enough - the commuter can't resist - he forks over two tens and a five and takes a bite of the peach the vendor gives him.

Whereupon he spits out the bite and starts rubbing his mouth with his sleeve, saying to the vendor "How dare you - this peach tastes just like shit! Give me my money back!"

Whereupon the vendor says, "No no - turn it around!"