The 100.000th driver driving over a certain bridge wins a million dollars

The winner is a man who is traveling with his wife and his hard of hearing grandfather. In an interview he is asked what he is gonna do with the money.
Winner: First of all im gonna get my driving license.
His wife: Don't listen to him! He's always lying when he's drunk.
Deaf grandfather: I told you we wont get far with a stolen car!

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