Three Gentlemen are on conference call planning their upcoming evening.
They decide to go out to a bar and say they'll meet there at 8:00.
On his way, Gentleman 1, takes the village road and sees a small stand with a small sign. Intrigued he approaches and reads : ''100$ for a Blowjob.'' Resiliant in the begining he takes his dick out, pays the 100$ and gets an amazing blowjob.
On his way, Gentleman 2, takes the same route and sees a small stand with a small sign. Being adventurous he goes and reads : ''100$ for a Blowjob.'' In a heart beat he takes it out (100$ and the other thing) and gets an amazing blowjob.
On his way, Gentleman 3, runs late and rushes to the bar.
At 8:30 Gentlemen 3 gets at the bar and goes to his buddies' table. Once there he sits and asks them ''who's buying?''.
Gentlemen 1 & 2 look at eachother and admit they spent all their money on blowjobs on the way to the bar.
After a brief moment, Gentleman 3 exclaims : ''It's all good, I got you covered made 200$ on my way here!!''
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