"That's what she said" is a really versatile joke because you can put it anywhere

Fred: I'd love to...

Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for?...

Republicans in...

Democrats say it will only drive them underground.

A priest is in...

A priest is in the confessional box and he has to go to the restroom, so he...

How do you get a...

You invite two of them.

Wanna know...

He owns one of those antique steamboats, the kind with the giant wheel on the...

Did you hear...

He's a small medium at large.

What's the...

Earthquakes stop shaking

So this frenchman...

And his brother says "I won some Celine Dion tickets from the radio, me, and...

BLONDE AMBITION

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the...

This party is...

Let's make like a baby and head out.