A man was walking around a fairground. He was down to his last £5 and decided that for a laugh, he'd go see the fortune teller.
She sits him down, he passes over his money and she starts moaning and running her finger in circles on his palm.
"Look into the crystal ball." she says.
"I have seen your future, the crystal ball has revealed to me that you will no longer be able to have children."
"That's nonsense," said the man "I've had one only a few months ago."
"The crystal ball never lies." she exclaims.
"Bollocks to this! What a waste of money" he says, picking up his £5 note.
As he stands up, he bangs his knees on the table, the pain forcing him to sit down on the chair. And with that, the crystal ball rolls off the table and crushes his testicles.
"The crystal ball never lies," the old lady laughed.
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