"That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal
seated next to him in the bar. "How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't
come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she'd
spent the night with her sister, Shirley." "So?" the friend replied. "So, she's
a liar. I spent the night with her sister Shirley!"
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