That Son-Of-A-Bitch!

A sexy lady walks in for confession. Distraught, in tears, and obviously vulnerable, the horny priest rushes to the confessional to take advantage.

Sexy lady: “Forgive me father for I have sinned…”

Horny priest: “What is your sin my child?” (he runs his lustful eyes up and down her voluptuous body)

Sexy lady: “I called a man, a Son-Of-A-Bitch!”

Horny priest: “Oh, there’s no reason for someone to call anyone a Son-Of-A-Bitch.” (He reaches through an opening between them and places his sweaty hand on her exposed knee)

Sexy lady: “But father, he kissed me!”

Horny priest: “Like this my child?!” (he opens the partition and swoops in for a kiss).

Sexy lady: “Yes, yes! Just like that.”

Horny priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a Son-Of-A-Bitch.”

Sexy Lady: “But father, he groped me!”

Horny priest: “Like this my child?!” (he gropes her swollen breasts, and continues to kiss her)

Sexy lady: “Yes! yes! yes father, just like that.”

Horny priest: “That’s no reason to call any man a Son-Of-A-Bitch.”

Sexy lady: “But father, he touched me!”

Horny priest: “Like this my child?!” (he reaches under her skirt and fondles her)

Sexy lady: “Yes, yes, just like that!”

Horny priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a Son-Of-A-Bitch”

Sexy lady: “But father, he… he had sex with me!”

Horny priest: "Like this my child?!"

The horny priest leaps onto her and proceeds to have rough sinful sex with her. The priest finishes and collects himself…

Horny priest: “That is NO Reason, AT ALL, to call ANY man, a Son-Of-A-Bitch!”

Sexy lady: “But father, he has AIDS.”

Horny priest: “THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!”