You know that kid in class from somewhere else, the one who would always make shit difficult? The one who would sit around and bother everyone. Always saying things like, "Where I'm from we call it "this" or where I'm from, we call it "that"." Whatever it was, it was like just because it was how he said it, that's what everyone else was supposed to say. Anyways, that's why I don't call it soccer...
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