A Hill Billy lives deep in southern Alabama hills and wants to get a divorce. Early the next morning he goes into town in search of a lawyer.
He enters an attorney's office and spots the secretary across the room and walks over to ask, "Where can I find me a law-yer?"
The secretary replies, "Down the street on the right."
The Hill Billy finds the lawyer and proclaims, "I want to get a de-vorce."
"Do you have any grounds?"
"Why sure I do, I have 40 acres back in...."
"No, that's not what I mean. Does your wife.. beat you?"
"No sir, I get up at 4:30 am everyday, my wife has never beat me for 30 years!"
"No, no, I don't think you understand what I am trying to get at. Is she a nagger?"
"No, but that baby she just had sure is a na-gger, and that's why I want a de-vorce!"
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