Thank you Obama

Santa Clause decided to give some gifts to Barack Obama and his family to thank him for the 2 terms that he served as the US president.

Firstly, he decides to give Michele 2 white snow foxes. 1st one for her eloquent speeches that she delivers at every conference.
The 2nd one is for her sense of fashion and her class.

Secondly, he decides to give 2 reindeers, Dancer and Prancer, to his 2 daughters. 1 for Malia Ann and the other for Natasha to bring them joy and happiness.

And thirdly, Santa decides to give an Elf, Eric, to Obama. To help him with chores around the house and entertain him as a companion.

Eric heard all that so he went to see Santa and says:

"wait a minute. Why am I going there alone? U gave 2 foxes, 2 reindeers, why only 1 elf?"

Santa says: "well I'm short staffed here, we were already short last year, this year there gonna be even more kids and more gifts to make. I can't afford to lose another elf. Since ure the only one not married here so I thought u were the best choice."

Eric, obviously mad, says: "I don't wanna go alone!
I don't wanna be Obama's Elf!"


Edit: formatting.