A man received the following text from his neighbor:
"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again."
Bob, in complete shock, didn't know what to do......
A few moments later, a second text came in:
"Damn autocorrect! I meant wi-fi!"
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