Ok so this Texas Aggie is at a party back East, right? and he sees this attractive woman. He tells the bartender that he wants to buy her a drink. So the bartender gives her a drink and points to the Texan. She walks over to him and says:
"This isn't going to go where you think it's going to go."
"Why not?" he asks.
"Because I'm a lesbian." she says.
"What's that mean?" he says.
"Well, see that hot woman over there? It means that I'd get a whole lot of pleasure by going down on her." the woman explains.
The man wanders back to the bartender in a daze. The bartender asks:
"So how'd it go?"
and the man says:
"Well, I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"
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