Terry the tomato was beautiful... Everybody wanted to date her but Ciaran the carrot was the lucky guy..
One day Barry the beetroot and Charlie the cabbage spotted Ciaran the carrot out and decided to beat him cos they were so jealous...
Ciaran the carrot was rushed to hospital with his injuries..
Terry the tomato waited in the waiting room pacing up and down waiting to find out how he was doing... Sam spud the surgeon walks in and says...
"Terry I have some really bad news about Ciaran... He's..."
He pauses and holds terry the tomato's hand...
"He's a vegetable"
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