Tensions in the middle East have reached an all time high....

...to the point that the US government is forced to institute a draft forcing many people to join the military. Lucy Linus and Charlie Brown are all together when they open their letters from the government.

Lucy opens hers and says "Uuugh! I have to go to Afghanistan!"

Linus opens his and says "lookth like I got Thaudi Arabia."

Charlie Brown opens his with a mopey face and says "I got Iraq."

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