Saint peter is standing at the gates of heaven, now its been a long day and an uneventful one at that, so when he sees 3 men walking towards him he has an idea. Saint peter says to the men "Tell me how you died and I'll let you pass".
So the first man walks up and says: "Well I came home early bevause I thought my wife was cheating on me. I went up the elevator to the 33rd floor where I live and sure enough I find my wife naked in bed with 2 half full glasses of wine. Now at this point I'm a little angry, so I seacht the entire apartment and I can't find anyone. Until I look onto the valcony and I see 2 hands holding on the railing. Now I am really pissed off, I try to pry them off, I try to kick them off but he just won't let go, so finally I get a hammer an I smack his fingers till he let's go. He falls down all 33 floors but a tree and a bush break his fall and I can see he's still alive. this makes me so angry I grab the fridge and throw it off the balcony but because of the strain i get a heart attack and I die."
"well you can go in" says saint Peter.
The second man steps up to the metaphorical plate.
"well I was training on my treadmill on the 34th floor where I live, when it breaks down and shoots me out of the window. Luckily I managed to catch onto the balcony of the 33rd floor. Then this absolute mad man goes beserk and treis to pry my hands off, kick them off, and finally het gets his hamer and I'm forced to let go. Now I fall all the way down, but again lady luck smiles on me and I land in some bushes and survive. Until this absolute dickhead throws a fridge off his balcony onto me and I end up dieing anyways."
Saint Peter let's him in too.
The third man then steps forward and says to saint Peter: "You'll never believe it, but I was hiding naked in a fridge..."
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