Ted, my friend and colleague for many years called me (into his office) and told me he was worried his wife was having an affair.
"I think she's having an affair with Greg from sales" he told me.
I asked him "what makes you think that?
"Ah, well" he explained "Whenever my wife has a coffee, she mixes in a teaspoon of honey, then takes a sip and says "mmm, just like mama used to make""
I nod
"So when I went to the break room, i saw Greg, and he made himself a coffee..."
I nod
"...and he takes a teaspoon of honey and mixes it in, then he looks me straight in the eyes and says"
"I fucked your wife".
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