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"A WHAT?!" her mother says. "A prostitute," the daughter says. "Thank god,"...

After sex last...

...my new girlfriend snuggled up next to me and said, "You know, you are by...

If Arnold...

He'd be Bach

Saturday is...

If your parents are dead enough.

A big city doctor

A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you...

Son: Dad, what...

Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? ...

Efficiency is a...

Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.

Pain Relief

A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but he has a...

What do you call...

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

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They call it the ashes for a reason.