I was watching the new Tarzan movie with my mom who is infatuated with Alexander Skarsgaard. At the end of the movie she was upset about his injuries and said, "that's gonna leave a scar." To which I replied, "Nope, because he has Skarsgaard." And now I hate myself for such a bad joke. Actually I wouldn't even call it a joke. Sorry. Bye.
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