Two days ago I was flying home from Florida and there was a lot of turbulence. So as we were disembarking and the flight attendants/pilots were saying there usual "thank you for flying our airline" and as I was passing by the pilot said "I'm sorry for the bumpy ride."
I responded "No worries, at least you weren't locked out by your co-pilot."
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