A cop spots a man driving down the city streets with five penguins in his back seat. The cop stops him and says: "Sir, I really think you should take those penguins to the zoo."
Man replies: "Why officer that is a fine idea!"
The cop sees the man drive off in the direction of the city zoo. Job done, end of story...or so the cop thought. The very next day, he sees the same man driving around with the five penguins in his back seat;
Cop (angry): "What the hell man! thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!!!"
Man (bemused): "But I did officer...we're going to the beach today!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.