Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. So, he said, I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe. Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000. The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon ... Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits.
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