Dear Friends,
With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.
Some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.
That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took cab home. On the way home there was a police road block, since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it.
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