Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it limits.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
Go ahead and take risks. Just be sure that everything will turn out OK.
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
When in doubt, tell the truth. (Mark Twain)
Constant change is here to stay.
Don't let the past hold you back. You're missing today's good stuff!
Enthusiasm is contagious. Start an epidemic!
Education is expensive, but ignorance is more so.
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