There was a blonde going down a highway, and was swerving left, and right, left, and right, and she continues to do this for about a mile on down the road. Finally a police man pulls her over and asks, " Madam, if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing?!?!!?"
The blonde says, " I have to keep swerving or else i will wreck and hit the tree!!" The police man says. " Madam, thats not a tree, its your air freshener.
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