The US Supreme Court was just chilling out backstage when suddenly Justice Roberts is like "oh guys my favourite blow job is when she cups my balls with both hands" .
Justice Scalia is like "John, you crazy, it's really important that one hand is on the shaft".
"Shut it Antonin you don't know what you're talking about", he retorted.
"Stop it both of you", announced Justice Sotomayor, "this isn't the time for oral arguments".
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