A handsome young man gets in line behind a young woman at checkout. He see that she has put a frozen dinner for one and a bottle of wine on the belt. He clears his throat and says "excuse me miss, but you wouldn't by chance be single?" She laughs coyly and says "yes! how can you tell hahaha." and he responds "Well...you're fucking ugly to start."
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