Superman

This guy is drinking beer in a bar and the guy next to him drinks 6 beers and take the elevator up to the 65th floor and jumps off everyone freaks 5 minutes later the guy who jumped walks back into the bar and does it all over again when he comes back the guy next to him says how'd you do that. The other guy says I drink six beer and if you do that you float. So the first guy drinks six beers and takes the elevator up to the 65th floor and jumps then SPLAT!!!! Then the bartender runs out and says damn it superman your a asshole when you drink

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