Superman was drunk tricked a guy into spilling his drink. "You sure are a mean drunk," he thought to himself the next morning and promised himself he wouldn't do it again.
The next time he got drunk, he made up a joke where he tricked people into jumping off a building. Even though he didn't actually do it, people realized he could, and thought he was a mean drunk.
"I'm Superman and I can trick people into jumping off buildings, not like that runt Clark. Superman Can, but Clark Can't."
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