So one day Superman was flying around Metropolis just looking around for something to do when he spots this small island in a lake that he hadn't remembered seeing before so he flys over to investigate. While there he spots Wonder Woman laying out in the sun with her eyes closed completely naked. Superman thought to himself " I've always wanted to fuck her and I bet I can get in and out before she even realizes what's happened." So Superman hides in the bushes planning his move. He strikes and then hides back in the bushes to see her reaction. Wonder Woman sits up and says " what the hell was that?" Then The Invisible Man says " I don't know, but my asshole sure hurts!"
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