Margret is 92 and lives in a nursing home. Every day she walks around her wing of the nursing home and greets people. This morning she walked into the mail room, lifted up her skirt, and said "Super Pussy!"
The guy in the mailbox says "That's not very lady like Margret. You shouldn't say that."
She walks down the hall to the nurses station, pulls up her skirt and says "Super Pussy!"
The nurses say " It's lunchtime Margaret, put your skirt down and get down to the cafeteria"
Margret wanders down to the cafeteria where she sees Mr Jackson, the newest resident, walks up to him and lifts her skirt up proclaiming "Super Pussy!"
"I'll have the soup please" says Mr Jackson.
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