So there's a guy named John who hates his wife. John is extremely wealthy, and has copious amounts of money, which he thinks his wife is after. He lives in a huge mansion on a hill and has very powerful and somewhat stupid friends. At dinner one night with his friend Arty, he proposes a hit on his wife for 5 million dollars. Arty, who hates John's wife says he'll do it for a measly 1 dollar.
John can't refuse this counter-offer and the deal is settled upon.
One fateful evening, Arty takes John's keys and enters the home with a 9mm to shoot his wife. He approaches her from behind and attempts to pull the trigger, but the gun is locked up. John's wife turns around, and before she can scream, Arty strangles her to death. He leaves her corpse, panics and runs.
On the way down the stairs, the maid notices him in his ski mask and begins to let out a shreak! Arty wraps his hands around her neck and kills her in the same manner.
The old butler sees Arty kill the maid and rushes for the door. His old legs moving at their quickest pace. Arty makes up the ground and cuts off the man's life source by again, strangling him.
As he walks out he is met by police who, unbeknownst to him, were called by the butler. He is taken away and the whole town is in shock when they read on the front page of the local paper;
"ARTY CHOKES THREE FOR A DOLLAR"
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